El pituco peruano
Un Pituco de verdad debe cumplir con the following requirements:
By: Carlos Cisneros
-Part of your vocabulary: bone, showed, many, hearing, regal,
- must be difficult to locate during the winter.
- In summer its presence in an elite beach should be predictable (Asia, Mancora, Punta Sal, cheek)
- must have a European name (not English), complicated and difficult to spell and pronounce.
preferably Italian: Nicolini, Rebagliati, Braschi, Bolognesi, Brescia .. but mostly ending in "i" eg i
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- If you have a English surname, the name must have a record in political history , military or Peru's economic counting from the viceroyalty until 1950 before the reform. Example: Aspillaga, Balta, Miró Quesada, De Osma, Prado, Bustamante, Tagle
- must appear at least 2 times in the social section: U.S., THINGS and SHIELD.
- Must have a happy family, decent and successful. Although usually more pituco when his Dad is involved in corruption and criminal cases by law.
- must get ahead in fashion to the rest of Peruvians especially locals, wearing the clothes coming out in Europe for the new library and purchased in Florida for a shop which did a simple 3-day trip to the U.S. that caused emotion (I was in Disney 1 times during his childhood) and in Europe. In any case in Saga Falabella and Ripley, let alone
Gamarra - preferred brands pitucos: GAP, Timberland, Lacoste and Polo
- It's pituco if the churro in the classroom.
- It's pituco if your beach house is very far south of Lima. It used to house pituco Asia, but now more pituco if the beach where the summers are almost unknown to the rest and that beach just a few houses. And if summers in Mejía (Arequipa) is well under way. It is assumed that you know Mancora.
- Hawaiian table has to run and should know how to play football (not necessarily well). It is essential Chimpún recent Nike and Adidas sneakers fulbito. You should also play golf at night when rented and charge you for the light.
- The friends of the environment must strive when you have new friends and we must strive to accept an invitation from him to some REU sure they are doing (a hard thing unless that is LA FIESTA!). Obviously he was at the Luau Totoritas.
- Auto is indispensable. With many CDs and other equipment, furniture. For some strange reason never assaulted and the police stop you respect him, the better if it is 4 x 4 Eye
Japanese cars ever Chinese or Koreans, Europeans of preference.
- Study or studied in a school of the following: Newton, Roosevelt, Cambridge, Markham, Santa Maria.
- Must have been invited to the pre-or the promotion of Villa Maria at least once.
- If he goes to a club means that the club is still fashionable. If he is not going to the same club this club is going to break in 3 months.
- Do not watch TV or pending national reality. I almost never check their email and your inbox for full.
- never add anyone to msn because all added to it but never see it online.
- It looks interested in the following majors: Business Administration, Marketing and Law. Your university is to Lima or the Pacific but is pituco with honors when he graduated in law at the Catholic.
- Do not eagerly go to Tony Roma's, Fridays, trendy clubs and the girls die for him .... He did not pose strives and puts nothing boring about the tail of the party.
- The girl who talks and get his response is very excited and said pituco becomes platonic love.
- a young people do not know. College or university returns to his home in Plains, Rinconada, Casuarinas between streets inaccessible, long way to go.
- has a dog, swimming pool, pelota court, a large garden, Speedy 600, Cablemágico and Nextel cellular 3D or older.
- O is very very white and looks COLORADO or have tanned skin (cinnamon as I have called them), black hair that gives it an actor in Laurence of Arabia ....
- Your Future: Similar to his father, an MBA abroad and always working in Lima for a large corporation or its parent company which is also the largest and most prestigious in Peru.
If you do not meet these requirements at least 3 forget, there are a pituco ... You are one of a complex Lima, around or province.
